A SCORPIO SPEAKS: My fantasy squad....the HOTTEST players in the NFL

A couple of months ago I was chatting with a girlfriend when she made the statement "Football players are ugly". Now I love me some football.....the game and the men....so I was baffled by her statement. Football players are the sexiest creatures on Earth. She must be insane. She argued back that while they are sexy, they are not handsome. She challenged me to find enough handsome football players to make a squad...a fantasy squad. I cant lie, it took me months to find all of the players necessary to build this "fantasy squad" but it is now complete. So lo and behold here is my fantasy squad for the 2010-2011 season. My team may not be the most talented but damnit they certainly are the cutest :)

Offense:

Quarterback:
Hands down, this was the easiest position to pick. The cutest QB in the game is definitely Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers. I love me some Aaron and in another lifetime he would be my husband.

Runner up: Mark Sanchez from the New York Jets

Running Backs:
This position was a lil harder. There was a lot of sexiness going on but when I checked the face, many qualified as "tip drills" Anyhoo I could only pick two so my two are Kahlil Bell of the Chicago Bears

and Arian Foster of the Houston Texans

runner up: Matt Forte of the Chicago Bears

Wide Receivers:
Lots of potential in this position. Too bad I dislike most wide receivers.....but hey that's another post altogether. For my squad I selected Devin Thomas of the New York Giants

and Desean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles

Runner up: Bernard Berrian of the Minnesota Vikings

TightEnds:
I could only have one and without looking up anyone else I immediately went with Dustin Keller of the New York Jets. Talk about a cutie pie!

Runner up: Kellen Winslow of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Center:
I went with maurkice Pouncey of the Pittsburgh Steelers. I have no runner up. He is the cutest if you ask me *shrugs* And he has a twin :)

Guards:
It was hard, it was hard, it was hard lol but I found MacKenzy Bernadeau of the Carolina Panthers. I'm suppose to have two guard but damnit I said it was hard

Tackles:

Yeah well I'm still working on this one. I refuse to give up lol There has to be at least ONE handsome tackle in the NFL. I'm keeping hope alive.

Defense:

Safety:

This position was pretty easy. We have Mr PrettyBoy himself Darren Sharper from the New Orleans Saints leading the way

followed by Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers....yumm!

Runner up: Bob Sanders of the Indianapolis Colts

Cornerbacks:

The corner position has the distinction of having a player who quite possibly might be the cutest player in the nfl. I'm speaking of Nnamdi Asomugha! Look at him!!!! *swoons*

and Tramon Williams of the Green Bay Packers

Runner up: Charles Woodson of the Green Bay Packers

Defensive Ends:
This is the hardest position ever. There was sooooooo many players who qualified as sexy as hell AND cutie pies! How could a chick only pick two? Huh? How could I? First up, Raheem Brock of the Seattle Seahawks

and Dwight Freeney of the Indianapolis Colts.... Mr yum yum yum himself

Runner up: Kenyon Coleman of the Cleveland Browns

DTackles:

Tyson Alualu of the Jacksonville Jaguars

and Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions

Runner up: Darnell Dockett of the Arizona Cardinals

Linebackers:
This was the hardest position :( Linebackers are FIONE! But they arent cute :/ I only had to find three and here are the three that I found....

Caleb Campbell of the Cleveland Browns